Swan Song

By comradesimba

It’s been grand out here in cyberspace, but I gotta call it quits. Tired of the maintenance time on the home page, the message board, and the blog. I’m even tired of surfing doom sites. I reached a saturation point this week and just need to move on. The damn world should have gone fucko bazzoo but it looks like we get to watch the ‘08 dog and pony election show after all. Watch the banks keep pulling rabbits out of hats, and watch the new highway on ramp get completed etc. Business as usual.

I don’t want to be and active participant in the yapping of how shitty life is getting for the third world and suburbia. I’ll surf and see that the misery index is moving higher – I just don’t have anything to say about it anymore.

If you choose to remember me, do it by shitting in a bucket. Bwahahahaha!

comrade

6 Responses to “Swan Song”

  1. Michelle Says:

    I will miss you! I hope you stay well and keep the buckets well used ;)

  2. brandon Says:

    peace out comrade

  3. Frank Black Says:

    G*d damnit, Comrade, who the hell is going to teach everyone how to do this stuff if you take the easy way out and leave? Do you think they’ll be able to learn how to shit in a bucket on their own? They don’t even know how to vote in this country!

    Well, if you must go, at least check in with us when the shit hits the fan. That way we’ll know there is a comrade down that way in case the wagon train heads that direction.

    All my best.

    Frank Black

  4. comradesimba Says:

    I hope there is a wagon train going down my highway maybe once or twice a week in the future. The old Ft Smith to Ft Scott stage line watered the mules and horses at my spring in days of old.

    Know the saying “too dumb to pour piss out of a boot?” Why does a bear shit in the woods? Because he can. Millions can’t even let their dogs shit in the yard – gotta grab the poop with a bread sack, roll it inside out and throw it in the trash. I’m going to watch their meltdown very carefully.

    I’m just paranoid that my online yammerings could be misunderstood by The Big Computer and assign a threat level to me that I don’t warrant. I can blather on a bunch of mundane shit in a bucket type drivel and maybe somebody might plant a couple of peppers and a tomato. BFD Not worth my time maintaining a website.

    So I’m going to go dark online. Zap the compost board if nobody wants the php script. Drop the homepage. Give up the domain name. Go back to being humble shoeshine boy. People are going to be cold, tired, broke and hungry soon and low profile is the way to be.

    The net going down will be the opening salvo. Get a wind up am/fm/sw radio and secure it in a Faraday cage.

    Plenty of great websites out there, I threw in my two cents.
    The secret is crunched up dry leaves…

  5. jB Says:

    ..
    I’m sure going to miss the writing
    ..

  6. kym Says:

    Hey!

    I’ve been planning on SW Missouri!!! You sound like me! I need to relocate and get busy doing something away from Florida, I’m in Tallahassee reading at the library and trying to concentrate on putting all of my dreams and revelatory synchronicities together to share with people but there’s no time! If you can use some help, help me get there!!!! I am 51, able bodied except can’t lift heavy stuff, psychic and not only saw it coming, but know some herbs, gardening etc.!! Write me with an invitation by God and tell me when we can get together! demorrigain@hotmail.com

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